So, okay... there used to be one good cop.

Yes exactly. Mcdonald’s to my house is a twelve minute drive, and it is far too long for it to cool down. The fries are waxy and there is no temperature contrast left in the burger. However, he eats his steak well-done with ketchup. There is no nuance in that man whatsoever.

I'm sure they started that little project on January 7th...

Came for the rubber chicken, stayed for Uncle Crazy and the Bedbugs...

Yes. There are no innocent victims here.

I just cannot with this guy. How can a plea, a well worded and thoughtful plea, from a former President for us to please stop killing each other be twisted into “sowing division and hate”? I actually thought about watching his show to see if I could try to imagine what it is about him that makes some people like him,…

I’ve got one... change the name entirely. How about the “D.C. Statehood"?

Me too, minus the trampoline. I turned off the coverage when they motioned to call witnesses and that Sam Bernstein wanna-be made his hundred witness threat. “Call ‘em!! Call two hundred!! Feckless moron...” I thought, thinking it would continue the trial. It was eight o’clock when I found out they acquitted him.…

A Manchurian Candidate? No. Stooge? Absolutely. They've been laundering money through him for years. They own him. I'd imagine they were just as surprised to see him elected as every other person with half a brain. The whole story is not that much of a stretch, and I'd say the Russians did very well. Two more…

“It was Ted Cruz’s dad, who hid behind his cow of a wife, who killed JFK. Trust me, I’ve seen the report, a report the likes of which the world has never seen...”

Yup. Salaries paid for by taxpayer dollars. Protesting this country being taken over by socialism... Patriots!! Not smart enough to figure out that their paychecks are a socialist construct though, and then they beat one of their own to death with a fire extinguisher. You know, the truly stupid...

He riled them up right beforehand and sent them over there. This is the best day of trump's life... proof that he has a roaming band of tards and fatties that will do whatever he says. Let's hope life takes a steep downhill course for him immediately.

This is going to be a wildly unpopular opinion, but I am all for dogs in policing. The dog is without prejudice and is the least lethal of the “tools" in a cop's arsenal.

To someone who lives here, it seems like there are no standards. If there is another state more primed for sporadic violence and regional fighting, I am not aware of it.

Staggering.

It would be nice if the grandkids didn’t even believe you because they couldn’t imagine a world where people were treated like they are today. Here. In the “greatest country in the world”.

“I can only give you this information on the condition that I remain anonymous. Word on the street is that this ‘Wu-Tang Clan’ ain’t nothin to fuck with...”

Everything that you just said is absolutely true and is a significant amount of why this country is imploding. The saddest and most repugnant thing is that it all trails back to systemic racism.

Yeah. The United States is the world’s largest short-bus careening toward the town tire-fire. For almost seventy million of them it’s simply a matter of being either too stupid to realize that everyone else in the civilized universe lives a better life than they do, or to stupid to realize that socialism is alive and…

Where are you from? My top four guesses, in order of my perceived reality...