It’s not an accident. There’s a state trooper up here in rural northern Michigan whose ringtone is “Sound of da Police” by KRS-One. They embrace it. It's frightening.

This is how.

To be put on display without the benefits of professional hair stylists and orange face paint...

There won't be a bit of Romex or copper plumbing left in the white house. He'll hire it out to the lowest bidder and then stiff them too. Fixtures? Gone. Artwork? Gone. Every bit of technology? Gone (for a different reason). They'll probably take the pots and pans. You know they've been taking towels this whole time...

Half of them think that he’s their only hope against a cabal of satanic child rapists like Tom Hanks. There seems to be no bottom to their stupid.

Or choosing appropriate outerwear...

To the Detroit Lions. The Lions, the reigning champions of giving up games late. Usually, the surest way to not lose a game was to play the Detroit Lions. It must be one helluva hex they got on them...

Did Jonathan Price? Did Botham Jean? Here, let me bring it down to a level you might understand... Ur dum. Oh... Please keep posting bullshit from Breitbart and other news sources of ill repute to better illustrate my point. You are a facebook-educated moron.

As long as they were born first, then yeah.

You could send her to 2040 for all it matters. The way things are going there won't be a country left anyway.

Right. And it was his supervisor? So wouldn't the evaluation be tainted from the start?? It makes me want to scream...

Also... Social Security. Medicare. Medicaid. The VA. I’ve been screaming this from the rooftops for years.

I just assumed Robo-Pence's meat suit wasn't aging well under stage lighting. Thank you for giving that fly a voice.

It fits their narrative. Obama weak, trump strong!! His supporters refuse to accept evidence of any kind. Obama weak? One of my favorite pictures of President Obama is the one where he has Putin backed up against a wall in a hallway, giving him a look like “If I have to, I’ll fuck you up right here, right now...” and…

Wow. That’s so unbelievably true. Everyone else is still clinging to “Maybe he means it this time...”

Well, those bullets almost hit white people!! Also, I’m sure they need some kind of conviction to justify the $12M. So they hang it on one guy, then hire him as a consultant or something once the heat's off. You know, like a criminal organization.

“They’d piss their pants...”

The NY Post hasn’t been a relevant source of news since the they were dissin’ Flava, who was butter that they put on their toast. By all means, give us all more proof that you are a facebook-educated moron.

Faux news and Facebook... the new Devos educational system.

It hurt my brain to write it. Then there are all the “what about Chicago?!?” posts, even though he has mixed race children (adopted by his fourth wife) and a black granddaughter. It's maddening.