More than two years for someone to sort me out! Thank you!!!

Ah, if it were that sensible!

"I am dour."

TBS!

and God forbid, er, rationally determinedly, we can't even contemplate immigration as a means increasing the population. I mean, this IS Texas...

Well, it was twerking, or cooking meth, and she saw how that often plays out, so...

zing!

I've been using 8 since pre-release and never seen a BSOD.

can you describe the shitty?

or things FROM Washington! Windows X Starbucks!

for touch interfaces...

that thought crossed my mind, too! Windows X Timberwolf!

"YouTube Creep" - a quarter century ago, they were calling this guy "The Sensitive Rapist." Same shit, different Millennium.

I suspect the UNIX "X Windows" crowd wouldn't find it amusing.

Windows 8 was a really cheap (like, $15) upgrade from Windows 7, if you'd purchased 7 within a particular timeframe before 8 came out...

Failed? Really? Not borne out by history or usage.

"What have they got against Single Jewish Women**? We're all just looking for love..."

To be fair, that's not the only fake boob in Tampa...

Mark Twain said something to the effect that, "the pleasures of fornication have been much overrated, those of defecation much underrated."

the new Aeron™ Dress by Alexander Wang, for Herman Miller™