Thank you.

I haven't been in a strip club in over 20 years (I'm 44), but this story reminded me of one particular experience I had in one.

Yeah, school shootings/bombings, suicide, cutting and burning oneself...these are not the subjects for a comedy, even a black comedy, these days.

Only Heather Prime died (swallowing boat hull cleaner).

is that a LOL or is she just breathing on them before she polishes them?

Israel has become what Jews had hoped to escape...

I'm 5'7-ish, and my wife is about 4 inches shorter than I.

seeya, bye!

touché!

Seems like his message resonated far and wide.

Me too.

I actually got to see Rick Hansen wheel through downtown Niagara Falls.

Choose your heroes carefully...

When he's on, he's on fire. :)

long ago, Robin Williams said "...it's a ridiculous piece of flesh. It looks like a worm wearing a helmet, or, if you're uncircumsized, like a snake wearing a sweater..."

I feel like I have no possible responses that won't make me sound like a leering douche, so I'm gonna say, um, nothin'. :)

he could see breasts as smoothly taut as a party balloon!

sigh...yes...

Oh! this was before the WWW, too, so perhaps he just didn't have ready access to the copious amounts of evidence that there are nicer breasts out there...:)

hard to say...it was a general complaint on his part...he may have had some vein-y breast encounter in his youth that scarred him :)