I was born in the late ’80s and remember Rescue 911.

I could easily see Rihanna doing the Springsteen bits. 

C’mon. Not only is Swiss Army Man good, there are a lot worse A24 movies out there, including Mojave, one of the few movies not even Oscar Isaac could save. 

Bruce will likely win an Emmy for this, thus completing his EGOT.

I’ll stan for that Scarlett Johansson album, especially her Tom Waits cover (“Anywhere I Lay My Head”).

So does this mean The Man in the High Castle is done? Does Amazon really need two “fighting back against Nazis” shows?

I wish Disney hadn’t gotten rid of that site that had all of their video reviews archived.

I honestly found 3 and 4 better than 2, which just tried way too hard, going for gross instead of funny. Of course, I saw all of these when I was in high school (except for 5, because I knew better). I’m sure none of them really hold up now. Just seeing the screenshot from the first one, and immediately knowing it was…

Years ago, I got really high with some friends and we watched The Stupids. Some so-so gags, but all of us lost in when Stanley thought he had died and was rescued by the janitor, and he says, “Thank you, Lord!” And the janitor points to his name tag and corrects him: “Actually, it’s Lloyd.”

The bit that most seems to sum up this category is the running gag in Rat Race that all the absurdly rich people will bet on absolutely everything, including who will be the first to throw up while their jet is experiencing turbulence, which employee will be the first to fall from holding onto high-up curtain rods,…

The correct take. I hated it when it first came out, but my resistance has worn down over the years. It’s not good, but some of the gags are quite funny. Bill Hader calling to politely ask if someone can take him to the hospital is great.

Quill did the exact same thing in GOTG2 when he found out Ego killed his mom. It worked there (though Yondu ended up having to sacrifice himself), but he obviously didn’t think about the consequences in either scenario.

Zero Theorem might have worked if Matt Damon was the reluctant hero and Christoph Waltz was the sinister villain, not the other way around.

Singin’ in the Rain: Parents showed me this early, and I’ve seen it more than any other movie. By far my favorite film.
Rear Window: Parents took me to see this when I was 12, kicking off my serious love of movies.
The Royal Tenenbaums: I distinctly remember having a conversation in middle school, where some friends and…

I’m a fan of all three, but The Rocketeer is clearly the best of the bunch.

The Mask has one of the worst lines I’ve ever heard in a movie...

“I’m just a disgruntled employee looking for his backpay. Or should I say PAYBACK?!”

The hand in The Addams Family is called Thing. Cousin Itt is the furry family member.

That’s Courtney B. Vance, not Sterling K. Brown.

I used to save up my allowance as a kid and my dad would take me to K-B Toys because they often had 3 for $10 Marvel action figures, which was pretty much all I cared about as a kid. I haven’t set foot in a major toy store in probably 10-15 years, so I don’t know if there’s any nostalgia for this coming back, but I do…

There really is a Brownsville, Texas, but it looks absolutely nothing like Arizona. That reminds me in the movie version of Assassin’s Creed, Michael Fassbender is locked up in the state penitentiary in Huntsville, Texas (which is real), but there are mountains in the background, which is hilarious if you’ve ever…