“125 miles an hour? Challenge accepted!”

Red interior, too! 10/10, would hoon.

Whatever it is, his ass is fired.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Fuck him for recycling that photo of him and Mother:

“I will not dignify any event...”

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

Fuck Mike Pence.

He looks like Frosty the Snowman if Frosty were made out of mayo

“I left today’s Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.”

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

I wouldn’t have bothered to make it if I didn’t feel the same way.

Now take a look at the 2025 Escalade:

Added benefits of smaller wheels/taller tires:

Switch blanks in the interior.

Lexus’ Predator face