Love it.

Glad to see Ray take a stab it.

I don’t want to brag, but I am an absolute savage in the immediate vicinity of an 8 foot rim. I’ll never get into heaven after the things I’ve done.

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

I’m getting real sick of all the #TeamNoone posts. You don’t have to like Black Chyna, but you should definitely be on her team. Rob committed crimes against her, robbing her of her bodily autonomy.

I find the people saying that it can’t be revenge porn because she has posted racy pictures of herself before to be disgusting.

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

This only applies to SUVs, but know where is the best place to put the spare tire?

I used to have to do “Time at Temperature” thermal analyses on all sorts of underhood parts (rubber engine mounts were my nemeses). In short, we used Arrhenius plots—which characterize a material’s degradation rate at certain temperatures—to see if our newly designed fascias and cooling modules and exhaust packaging…

Yes, it’s my daily watch, 100% working :)

You mean, like my 1984 Casio watch? Yeah, I’d believe that :)

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

Blech

I’m sorry to hear that, bro.

Chevy HHR? There’s your first problem...

$82,594? How much of that was for Jerry Jones breast milk?

[writes down $2,581]

“Blanched Potato” made me spit out my beer, Pulitzer for you sir!