Forgive me if I don’t get too upset on Billy Porter’s behalf. Celebrity Net Worth, a site often referenced for, well what it says, has him at $5 million. Not a lot compared to some in the biz, but relative to regular folks that’s a lot of money and his sob story about his house falls flat since he’s likely selling it…

I plan on being a foul odor when I die.

You’re right, give me second to drink some more of this ayahuasca and hit myself with this pipe wrench.

Finally, something for people who are interested in Megan Fox but uninterested in looking at her.

This is what gets me - going to a movie theater is its own thing. It’s like going to a restaurant when there’s food in the house, or going to a bar instead of drinking at home, or seeing a concert when you can stream songs on your phone. Going is the point.

idk i literally have a projector at home and prefer going to the theatre.

i don’t think all people who go to all movies feel that way. 

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Haven’t seen Barbie yet, but I really wasn’t blown away by any of the performances in Oppenheimer though Cillian Murphy does a great job of holding the movie together so I wouldn’t be mad if he got nominated or won. As for the rest, I just don’t see it and some of them were downright distracting.

Laughing with a group of strangers is a vibe. My adults only screening of Jackass Forever (opening night) in a theatre packed with 90s kids all sipping martinis was an absolute riot.

Barbie is a corporate-IP based star vehicle. Not at all the type of film he’s talking about.

So cool that G/O Media moved AVClub from Chicago to LA so we could get pointless bullshit like this

“We will note, in the interest of pedantry, that the plural of Mission: Impossible should rightly be Missions: Impossible. Thank you.”

And sound you can feel?

“Nolan, who is so into analog recording that he made IMAX figure out black-and-white 65mm film” and then spent three hours proving himself a poser who couldn’t make the black and white footage look any better than an instagram filter because he didn’t know how to light, stage, or set-design in such way as to play to…

I was watching his take on Dunkirk, and Jebus, that man does not know when to just let a story speak for itself. Between the magical Spitfire that glides with no engine for eons, and the wholesale theft of Elgar’s greatest music playing to let you know “this is momentous”, it just never shuts up trying to sell you.…

Too bad it’s bullshit.

Oh, Chris Nolan, why do you fail at the most basic aspects of filmaking while insisting on showing your virtuosity? You are like the wankiest heavy metal guitar player that ever wanked out a solo to the detriment of the actual song.

I mean, he played a henchman, albeit a bumbling one, in his second movie, Austin Powers, so... then?

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