Feeling pretty good about my username today, kids.

I don’t think that her joke specifically is what that guy was complaining about, because once you get to Final Jeopardy, the question of whether or not the contestants are going to have time to uncover all the answers has already been decided - it’s possible, though, that this fellow didn’t like the joke, and then…

I’m trying to imagine being enough of an anal-retentive douchefrigate to go online to complain about how an attempt at comedy “ruined” a game of Jeopardy, but I can’t wrap my brain around it.

I’m sorry, I must have read that wrong. Please tell me these people didn’t kill their kid trying to “teach him a lesson” like this. Nobody could possibly be this stupid.

I got called for jury duty in Brooklyn a little while ago, and I genuinely wanted to serve. I actually got called for jury screening for the final group of the day. Then I was told it was a murder case that might last three weeks. And I had to tell the judge that I had cases of my own scheduled three weeks from then.…

I’m 28, my 3-year anniversary is coming up, so people are definitely beating around the bush a little less. It doesn’t bug me too much because we’re not trying, but I would probably lose my shit if we were unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant and people kept asking.

That’s the thing. I said this on Gawker, but if anyone associated with the school had thought, for even one second, that it was a bomb, the reaction would have be massively different. The school would have been evacuated. The bomb squad would have been called. The teacher wouldn’t have put the “bomb” in her fucking…

Yes, I noticed that. Furthermore isn’t accusation implied by arrest. Like you noted, they should have said “arrested and falsely accused”.

Side note, this would be a really fun Dr. Who episode. It probably already is tho, if I’m being honest with myself.

CNN: Correcting & deleting earlier tweet and correcting story: Ahmed Mohamed was arrested but not accused of making a bomb

AWESOME TEEN MAKES CLOCK, IDIOT PEOPLE ACCUSE AWESOME TEEN OF IDIOT THING, POTUS IS ALSO AWESOME

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

The people create those rules are all celabate so they do have a little experience on this issue. (Here comes the sex abuse attacks. As if teachers, don’t routinely abuse children but nobody is tarring and feathering teachers like they do Catholics. The truth is the U.S. has a deep history of anti-Catholic bigotry and…

It very much does (and is one of the more powerful anti-death penalty forces out there). But to the Church the only purpose for sex is reproduction. To them there is no death threat. She just shouldn’t have sex anymore since she doesn’t want to reproduce and then she won’t get pregnant. If she doesnt get pregnant…

You’re assuming that she had the choice of a non-catholic hospital that was nearby and in her insurer’s network. Given how agressive religious hospitals have been about expanding and buying out competitors in many areas, that’s far from being a given.

But what do you do when, for example, the best doctors in town practice at the catholic hospital? That’s the case in my hometown. A lot of people don’t think it will make any difference to them until it’s too late and they need some sort of procedure or assistance that the hospital refuses to give.

Why would they ask that? You were puking, they are medically trained to help you. Seriously, do you not want patients? Less patients, the more nurses get laid off.

Oh for fuck’s sake it’s a HOSPITAL, not a fucking church.

OMG, fuck Genesys. I ended up there when I couldn’t stop puking my guts up and the ER nurses were all, “why’d you come here?” And I was like, “this is the closest hospital, and I can’t stop throwing up.” Actually I didn't say any of that, instead I just continued throwing up.