Desperately wanting a particular acknowledgement, isn’t/shouldn’t be scandalous.

Got the hand size right, though.

Definitely with bodily fluids.

A former roommate used to say “Don’t yuck on my yum.” It made me croak a little each time she’d say it.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I disagree with this artist’s rendering on the grounds that lil Prince George is entirely too cute to play our yamlike president.

So, no one told him that SNL isn’t ‘news’? I mean, they do Weekend Update...so I can see how one could be confused...

I read an article yesterday about cross-gender casting (specifically regarding the Spicer sketch, but it gave a nice little rundown of how men-dressed-as-women is a go-to for yuks), which rightly pointed out that there’s an extra bite to the rabid press monkey being portrayed by a woman. I love it. I wallow in how…

It’s almost too bad they already have a great Trump, because he’d really lose his shit if Rosie O’Donnell were in the role.

And run hotels and all kinds of other things. We won’t be able to cook for ourselves since meat packing is immigrants too and migrant farm workers.

I remember Anthony Bourdain being very vocal about how immigrants are the backbone of the service industry in America and restaurants would fail colossally if they didn’t have access to immigrant labour.

I wonder how many Blue Lives Matter people will support this woman. I’m going to take a stab and say zip.

Why is being a nice/decent/respectful person so fucking difficult for some people? Assholes.

People aren’t required to have bed rest just because they’re carrying twins. I’m so confused by people who view pregnancy as a disability or disease.

Those two other big stars will carry her around on their backs, and be grateful.

I find this breathless excitement about Beyoncé keeping her performance engagements hilarious. Most women work through their whole pregnancies. I worked till I was 8 1/2 months and the size of a bloated manatee.