I am not into figure skating, but watching the clips, Tonya was like, Serena Williams-level jacked, and she’d do these awesome jumps. If only she hadn’t done the whole crime thing, I think she could have really changed the face of the sport, bringing an era of stronger, more muscular figure skaters.

Author’s Note: If you’re wondering whether or not Jezebel will be updating you with every piece of news about I, Tonya between now and its 2018 release, please rest assured that the answer is yes.

WHY THE MEDIA KEEP INTERVIEWING THAT WOMAN? STOP GIVING HER COVERAGE, DO NOT ASK HER ANYTHING, YOU ARE GIVING HER POWER.

Also Obama ordering re-vetting is different from a complete ban. How do these people not realize that?

You know what would be awesome?

She should borrow Dave Grohl’s Foo Fighters throne! He did a whole tour with a broken leg and it was great! Bey could work this!

DELIVER the perfomance of a lifetime?

She should sit on a throne for the performance, and the throne should look like it’s made entirely of severed heads of goateed white shitkickers with MAGA hats.

i dont think nicki needs any insurance money. she good.

So interesting how little empathy people are showing for this woman after her home was invaded and destroyed in such a personal manner. I wonder why that is? People seemed to have a bit more empathy for Kim K. Curious.

I will never be able to unsee that Miley gif. You, sir, are a monster.

I think they broke the frames instead of stealing them. That sounds pretty personal. And scary.

My speculation ...  Meek Mill sent someone looking for some of his personal stuff or something of Nicki’s. Whoever it ends up being, the robbery was about messing with Nicki, not taking things. A professional would have been in and out without the damage.

This would not fly because of hipa.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

That’s basically exactly what I came here to post. lol, wut? Her physician can sue for damages? Or her parents/guardian/spouse? Jesus, why not throw nephews, spiritual leaders, and bankers on there for good measure?

Fun fact: In the United States there have been more armed attacks by right-wing extremists in the 15 years since 9/11 than there have been by Muslims.

This just occurred to me: I’m going to buy whiteboard paint, paint it onto foam board, and use dry-erase markers for signs. Then I can reuse the signs.