And most of his talk show anecdotes.

He hasn't cried this hard since losing the state high school basketball championship, despite his Curry-like scoring efforts.

If you have to explain the joke.....

If Rooney goes to a Detroit MLS team, they'll name it the Plugs.

They beat them down bad even with Curry earlier this season in the Moda center.

Alex is married, and changed teams to be near her spouse (also a soccer player).

Ugly?

Depends on whether it's the Spanish island or the dance club in Dubuque.

John Rocker needs to be on that show too.

Stephen A for Monday Night Football. He's the Cosell of our time.

Mamba, rest! thy warfare o’er,
Sleep the sleep that knows not breaking:
Dream of battled courts no more,
Days of danger, nights of waking.
In our team’s enchanted hall,
Hands unseen thy couch are strewing,
Fairy strains of music fall,
Every sense in slumber dewing.
Mamba, rest! thy warfare o’er,
Dream of fighting…

And Rod McKuen books.

1. T-Bone Walker

Now they need a friend in the diamond business.

Yeah this. And a lot of the great pop songwriters agree.

What's the big deal? Boozer painted his entire scalp black.

Walton is a trip. He was “interviewed” on local Portland radio, and went on a 20 minute uninterrupted verbal ramble about Oregon, The Dead, the Blazers, The Dead, injuries, The Dead, libraries, The Dead, bicycling, The Dead, and his Dead-based philosophy of life.

You want foreign policy experience?

more likely:

Freddy’s still looking for that first Bundesliga goal. I doubt he's finding it in Tampa Bay.