That's called Speed Golf, and it's been a thing for a while. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_gol…

• The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.

“With a little bronzer, you’re the spitting image of Nina Simone.”

Kipling also wrote

I can’t tell current and former MSNBC hosts apart.

Jobs’ was a mock turtle.

“Coming soon to a lower league stadium near you: Jordan Ayew and a bunch of guys!”

Charlize Theron *is* Rachel Dolezal! “I just needed a different hue of bronzer.”

You get sued for violation of the law. Title IX.

Yeah maybe but that FAQ is Exhibit A when unpaid woman athlete sues her University for salary when 3-string DT on football teams is getting 5 figures in compensatory benefits (or “benefits” per the NCAA).

Q. Does Title IX require that equal dollars be spent on men and women’s sports?

Even more interesting would be the effect of Title IX? If male UConn hoops player draws a $50K salary as an employee, do you have to play female UConn hoops player the same, or more, given her success? What do you pay a UConn female softball player?

Isn’t pretty much every Burns documentary about race?

I don’t think there’s anything indicated Porter ordered that tackle.

Yeah and the one good sports team there doesn’t want to associate with the city name.

Is “Head Cheese” hyphenated?

Except he threatened a cease and desist, which he can't demand if Trump is licensed to play his music.

“He’s quite diverse. He graduated from an Ivy-league law school in 1977. The other justices graduated in different years.”

“I thought I had American Indian in my background because of my cheekbones and my mom always said that. So my sister just had a DNA — And it’s just English-Welsh.”

There *was* a team called the Crackers - in the Deep South no less - for a long time: