He still commits a lot of dumb fouls.

Allen was alleged to be a micromanager in the past. I think seeing that blow up with past Blazer teams, and seeing the Seahawks win a championship for him, chilled him out.

“But the IOC is the most openly corrupt organization there is, so their main priority is skimming billions from cities.”

Perhaps because he always wanted to be a lumberjack.

Ziggy

Doing Jimmie Rogers, including the yodeling!

There’s a (possibly apocryphal) story about Merle meeting Cash for the first time and mentioning he was at the famous San Quentin concert, and Cash saying “I’d forgotten you’d played in my band,” at which point Merle corrected him by stating he was in the audience.

Gunsmoke Dennis or McCloud Dennis? Or Duel Dennis?

“[A]dmit that you’re less likely to watch a sporting event when a team is so dominant the outcome seems preordained.”

#Syphillis didn’t lose Championship, #ExCons won it.

This is a baseball story; I believe you’re supposed to reference Steve Garvey.

So he'll bring de Blasio up on civil rights charges if elected?

He set now-unbreakable records for technical fouls; he threw stuff at Sabonis during at least one time out; he threatened to brawl with a ref after a game.

#2 is Alvas Powell, who plays regularly for the Jamaican national team. Which beat the USMNT in the gold cup last year.

It's not too hard, just go to the neighborhood where the hipsters are moving in. The POCs are the ones having to move out.

“I will bang no model beyond her time.”

Considering who his wife is, you’d think he’d be able to conjure up at least one name

T don't lie.

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You make it sound like the only reason these teams got a bad rep was because of weed.