He's OK, but he's no Chicharito.

“Zlatan cannot be compared with others. There is only Zlatan.”

“You call that a beard? This is a beard!”

You forgot the Quarterbacking the Arizona Cardinals option.

“PSG’s season really starts in February, after they have their way with Chelsea in the UCL”

He’s not going to Sweden any time soon either; No Bell Prize for Tommy.

The performance itself was quite good; he captured the interesting saavy/weird duality of the man’s personality. But Boseman’s tall and lean and Brown was built like a fireplug (or a stick of dynamite), which difference was distracting.

“For starters, Boseman doesn’t bear any particular resemblance to Justice Marshall.”

He's Mexican.

FWIW, the embedded article indicates he's Saudi, not English.

“The limitation to rookies seems arbitrary.”

“Say what?”

“Uh, I fulfilled that criterium a long time ago, where’s my plaque?”

This band might have been influenced by Wire

I don't think the commenter got the chuckle you were sikhing.

Doesn’t Deadspin editorial policy require that these be called “boners”?

“Forget the stocking, Carmen, let’s fill that Orefice! Ho ho ho!”

Hipster Santa’s in Portland.

Half-ass would be an improvement over Rahm.

So in this case, could the woman bearing the child sue the genetic parents for child support? Seems like answer might be “yes” and it’s a troubling precedent for biological fathers’ obligations if answer is “no.”