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Spanish for goal is gol. Golaza is terminology for a particularly spectacular goal, for which there really isn't an English equivalent.

It was never a good baseball stadium, even after the PGE Park renovation.

The correct answer is Donald Bradman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Br…

Yes, and you're required to wear glasses coated in Vaseline. Just like how they filmed The Mirror Has Two Faces.

Nope, not Sinatra’s kid:

Oh boy, is *that* what they make brisket out of!

RBAUGH?

And his stunned interlocutors respond “knee long”!

It’s not that ridic:

“If only he had some Bundeliga experience, I might give him a tryout.”

You're going to make Zlatan angry. You won't like it when Zlatan is angry.

“He is the most physically overqualified soccer player of all time.”

You said “It would be violating his medical privacy by stating he was drunk at practice”

HIPPA doesn’t cover football practices, nor being drunk in public. If he’d have told a physician he's an alcoholic and they leaked that, yep, but that’s not the case here.

And when they fire his ass mid season, Sarkisian will just be getting out of rehab!

Sarkisian is under contract, and is likely going to get paid the full amount of it, even though getting “fired.” So this is not really an at-will situation, and probably more like he’s not having his existing contract renewed when its term ends.

Bill Haley’s Rock Around The Clock predates Berry by 2-3 years.

They don't even let you kill guys with a chair leg anymore. Might as well have them wear tutus.

I think you mean Sterling Hayden.