Everyone knows that it’s the copper infused headband that prevents concussions.

Bingo.

Or falafels.

That’s a good summary of the R. B. Ginsberg argument in Craig v. Boren.

Harvey Weinstein.

This article is inaccurate; Oklahoma had a similar law, which was subject of a landmark Supreme Court case:

Or managing a relegated team in Football League One. Those trips to Barnsley won't be quite so glamorous.

“I’m not.”

The guy whose missed PK resulted in Timbers losing to an amateur squad. Never forget.

Yes, there’s no way they could ever find a replacement wealthy corporate sponsor that would be OK with Blatter’s shenanigans.

Yul Brynner was at least part Asian, as his mothers side was Buryat, which is an offshoot of people from Mongolia.

Older, more conservative Canadians limit themselves strictly to Reginal sex.

I think it's the Norse god called Oden.

Some pretty crappy goalkeeping in that game as well.

It is quite rare for a keeper to score on a bicycle kick like that.

So you think they emerged from the womb looking old?

Nope. AC was around and in somewhat common use for power delivery while Tesla was still in university.

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