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It was in the terrifying slimy grasp of Cthulhu.

Wrong link

One season.

Dortmund boat raced Mönchengladbach (a Champion’s League team this year) 4-0 over the weekend in Bundesliga play.

Sublede:

You buried the lede: “White Coach in Deep South Loves Horribly Racist Movie.”

But Jared had a free Subway Sandwich for life card! Yet he still “cheated,” if you can call statutory rape that....

They look less like they’re sporting a Mohawk and more like they’ve got a “Landing Strip” if you know what I mean.

It’s Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz, am I right?

And the reality of it isn’t really Anne Hathaway movie material:

In the real world, yes. In cheesy “woman in danger” pics, no, too hard to pronounce.

And people from Finland.

Moonshine is a slang term for illegally distilled corn liquor. Which tastes a bit like lighter fluid.

Or, for that matter, hip hop films:

Even more impressive is his win at the ‘67 Masters.

It’s unclear if she was executed.

Lots of details here:

If it were from San Jose, Deadspin editorial policy requires saying “MLS sucks.””

Yes let’s have empathy for her racist behavior