The aneurysm was in 2001. Her faking of cancer was in 1995. Her faking of Mensa and being a genius with 148 IQ predates that.

Jaden Smith has committed to play for University of Mars; the school has put at least one player in the NFL.

Pretty clearly borderline or narcisstic personality disorder.

This is a great story, almost as great as the news of the triple guacamole Gordita(TM), launching this month at Taco Bell(TM).

The Portland Mercury, one of our local alternative papers, has been doing weed reviews for a while (at least a year).

Well there is this one too

Too bad they didn’t make an exception for two of this eleven:

I’m guessing a doctor has seen most of his/her patient’s private areas on a regular basis already.

Come on, any medical person who can't tell a time-wasting simulated injury from an actual injury has no place on the staff of a top level European football club.

That Cal Polu game might be tough; not a lot of scouting info on them.

No that’s her reaction to the pic of Affleck’s nanny wearing all of Tom’s Super Bowl rings.

“’Mocha Dick’? I smell a branding opportunity!”

“That is a pretty good goal for a non-Zlatan.”

“Pfuger right in the ville!”

For example, where are you going to fill up? Indians back then didn't offer tax-free smokes and gas.

The Taiwanese TV animation reenactment will be better.

“They very well could be the rings stolen by Vladimir Putin!”

He's a younger, fitter, Bernie Sanders!

Uta Pippig won Boston with an amalgam of diarrhea and menses staining most of her shorts and upper legs. Pics of that abound

By “Rest of MLS” you mean “big market teams,” right? Because if you look at the top of the table there aren’t a lot of retirement tour players in DC, Vancouver, Dallas, KC, or Portland.