“Reckoning” my ass — it was a drug deal gone bad.

Yeah the people who drop the “I’ve got a high IQ” card are usually covering for some stupid thing they said, and often double down making it worse. High IQ people don’t need to point it out; it shows in their actions and statements:

Looks like “Fuck off, bastard” to me

Don’t sleep on Mönchengladbach either. They made Champions League despite losing their starting keeper to Barça.

Mahrrie ah Kehnnahdi. Becahm biggust stah in Hahleevood. Get elected Gahvahnah.

Mike Riley isn't in the Pac-12 anymore.

Douglas MacArthur was the Supreme Commander of egregious US combovers, which is why he was rarely seen without his custom commander’s hat.

Dylan Farrow was not “legal age” and what he did to her was not “dating.”

Uh, ascorbic acid? It’s in most fruit.

A kick is awarded but not a PK. This happened in the Red Bulls-Benfica game last weekend, with the spot of the kick being about 5 yards from goal. The wall had to be set up on the goal line.

He's on a top flight European team; ergo he's awesome.

(tûr′jĭd)

See, he should have just thrown a urine-filled water bottle at him.

http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Redheaded music.

Flova-Flov, the comical rapper from Poblic Enomy.

The bacteria causing dental caries are living beings. This bastard slaughters millions of them with every “cleaning” he provides for his patients.

“Running back, a non-kicking position”

Fess needs a posting, and book, of his own.

Positively Seussian