That. Forehead. Could. Go. All. The. Way.

So how would the bro-vertising for Magic Mike read?

Yeah, and Mauresimo:

Next up: why don’t more NBA players emulate LeBron’s physique? You’ll never win a title as the “Slim” Reaper, Durant.

Hey now, the Times is the paper of record! They would have used “dusky” and “ebon.”

Bill & Chirlane (heart) domestic abusers.

Truman Capote’s clean up of Mockingbird was more comprehensive than we thought.

Bicycle throw!

Well if it weren’t for that Super Beta Prostate, he wouldn’t be. He’d be in the bathroom, with his prostate giving him fits.

When he played, and you did a side view of him in that helmet, it was a weird Inception type recursive image given how close his profile is to the guy in the logo.

What about me?

Here’s why:

Nate’s probably not big into the ability to pleasure a woman.

There’s not enough pancake makeup in the world to cover up the neck and forehead veins that would pop out when Keith has to say “Fox” every night in his show intro.

He’s waiting for a consult from his hand specialist, the aptly-named Mr. Han.

That’s quite a boner.

Bill Wrangler

Yes you wonder how many of the complainers have ever gone to an NWSL game or had even heard of it before the WWC.

Men aren’t ever shamed over their naked body the way women are.

So if someone says “that’s his real hair and it’s not an elaborate comb over” you believe that?