Abraham Lincoln used all caps when he tweeted the Emancipation Proclamation.

GiGi Buffon has said Pirlo is one of the two greatest Italian players of his generation. So it’s not legit.

“Hey I just thought of a great name for our future MLS franchise!”

I get paid less by my pub league team than Alex Morgan, yet I run and kick as hard as she does.

OMG that even more than 40X what Carli Lloyd makes, and she scored a hat trick in the World Cup, which this guy never did! The patriarchy!

A question to you—when was the last time you went to or even watched an NWSL game? Can you name the team closest to where you live?

“The Men’s League Soccer league salary cap clocked in at $3.1 million last year.”

Lillard’s a decent shooter (particularly from distance), but his defense is suspect (although not Hardenesque)

But as a Senator, she was right at the forefront, risking her own political ambitions:

You need to leave the singing of Bohemian Rhapsody to the professionals:

So adopting dads, or gay dads who didn’t donate sperm, get a pass?

You pull out your tampon, get fucked in the back of a car in a church parking lot, and the best dinner you ever get is a chicken wrap? From Subway?!

Olbermann-Hudson. That's lightning in a bottle, I tell ya!

Basically the same arguments every dad who doesn’t want to pay child support uses. And she met with equal success.

Next up:

Frontier charges $30 if you check, $40 if you carry on.

Will they be keeping the “I normally don’t like kiddie pussy, but I’m willing to make an exception” line? That right there is some quality revenge flick dialogue.

That sort of comment is bound to generate a lot of Angerer.

An adult gorilla’s erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length.

The blow job interview with RFK Jr took the cake, particularly given how adamant he is against anything or anyone questioning AGW.