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Mia Farrow’s quaking in her flats:

Black Like Me 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Eastern Washington U was paying her as part of their “Africana” department; I doubt a white woman with only a studio art MFA would normally get that job.

In defense of the Tilapia phobe, check out this episode of Dirty Jobs:

Yeah it has a crazy genius to it.

Did she create it on her 15 year old MacBook?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us believe Hell is an appropriate situs for a summer outdoor sporting event.

Barnwell’s in South Carolina.

Yo también.

It worked so well for her in ‘08.....

Yes why didn’t he position himself upper 90? It's an easy save then!

Nicole Kidman. On Zach Efron.

Mona Lisa Dolžal! The upside-down hatted z celebrates her African-American heritage!

“Wow, impressive.”

I want [something beneficial to me personally], and I do not care about the real and opportunity costs required to [achieve that aim].

“Have you heard the rumor about the schwanz on that one New York prison escapee”?

It’s a bicycle golaza. Because every ball that goes in the net is a golaza. Unless it happens in MLS.

“ If the Cavs win this series, the Hall of Fame should probably just start working on a 100-foot-high LeBron James statue that breathes fire.”

I must say, Timofey, you don't have to post here to get people to notice the results of your workout routine.