c'est "Favre" mon ami!

Carlito's Way is a decent movie just to see Sean Penn as the world's sleaziest lawyer who is clearly modeled after Alan Dershowitz. Dershowitz threatened to sue over the likeness, although who hasn't he threatened to sue over any less-than-hagiographic depiction of him?

OK, but which Pope? I would think John Paul I's translation would be quite rare.

Kobe had an assist?

"'I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.' Did I get the finger wag down right Mr. President? Hahahahaha."

Then the dominoes fall:

the Cherokees were slaveholders, so there's a decent chance there were Cherokees involved in lynchings.

Look on the bright side: at least the first thing that popped into her mind wasn't "Rod Stewart."

You left out oppressing persons of color.

So it's cool then because some of her best friends, back in the day were....?

Begging your pardon, but can this toilet float be fashioned into a ball gag?

It's an homage to former buck-fuddy Jose Canseco's now-departed finger.

Earl Campbell?

guy most famous for throwing a punch in college?

the interview he did on NPR didn't give me a lot of hope that this would be remotely funny or insightful. In fact it seemed like "Two Broke Girls" level "comedy."

well there's this:

This is of course deserving of ridicule, but any new translation will have a first edition associated with it, so it's not completely far-fetched that someone could do this.

Graham Greene?

Swedish Psycho

The full breadth of the white experience has been celebrated by the Oscars: