Hillary: "I'll sacrifice my own ambitions to get you over that wall."

No 65-year old can take a piss in 90 seconds.

I for one am tired of the constant celebration of hyper-masculine culture.

meh, you call that an injury?

I saw John Travolta at my gym. Odd thing was it was really late at night, so the gym was basically empty (I work unusual hours).

I encountered the Hedgehog twice in two consecutive trips to LA (first time at LAX, second time at a coffee shop in Hollywood) then about 10 years later in the Minneapolis airport. No particular interaction with him, just weird I keep encountering him.

"every word [he says] is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'."

Richard, shouldn't you be focusing on the game right now?

The timing is too convenient to not suspect Belichick's involvement.

Now, if we could just get more Ws in the arena!

For what it's worth (not much in the end result) Aldridge dropped 38, with 11 boards.

The dick grabs are tributes to the guys in the trench getting sloppy, so that he can burst out.

But it wasn't a child at the time; it was a fetus.

Unionizing makes no sense for non-profits; if there is no profit, there can be no capitalist exploitation.

Put McNutty and Freamon on this case, give them a wiretap order, and this thing is solved in 10 episodes. Of course all the illegal shit will doom the conviction, but you will get who gotta get got.

hard to believe here have been no advances in PEDs since what the Soviet Bloc was using in the early 80s.

What Cleveland needs is a local steam beer. I'll leave it to the amateur branding experts here to come up with a creative name for it.

So Greg Oden dropped to undrafted, right?

got to consider heat transfer rates too. Pigskin is likely a good thermal insulator, meaning I doubt the internal temperature of a ball drops that much between warm locker room and cold field, even in a New England winter

hey parents: 4 years in a U.S. prison is cake compared to pulling it off.