Reminds me of when B Roy, despite his knee surgery, came back for first round of the Playoffs. Which the Blazers lost anyway.

I'm going to roundhouse kick you from beyond the grave for besmirching my legacy.

Malcolm X: I don't care what that person in the seat behind me says, I'm reclining my seatback by any means necessary.

this case needs more than some private dick.

And during the game, they'll be taking rhythmic slap shots.

Wouldn't the Globetrotters win this every year?

The more interesting model for MLS, which you can see emerging in small market teams like Portland who can't get the big-name retiring mega-stars, is to recruit good but not Europe-bound players from Latin America. Many of them, particularly ones with families, like the security and fan culture in the U.S. (Henry has…

To be fair, MLS did relegate Chivas USA last year. To the four winds.

The Bill of Rights applies to state institutions, which UVa is:

so no beer table tennis either?

tell the police to talk to your aunt. You might help crack the case and get the $100K reward

Let's see, found in underwear suffering from dehydration at 5 am. Can't think of anything else that might have put him in that condition other than a 14 hour ocean swim.

you need to dredge up the old (80s) ad with joe jacoby for the local gig screen TV store. That one was legendary in its awkwardness.

You mean Nike hasn't perfected self-flipping coin technology?

Never forget who you are!

Was the turf installed with slave labor? Step up your game Canada!

The year is still young

Hollywood?

You trying to hold a muthafucka down? Senator, then Mayor, then Governor, then —dare I say— president!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, Clay Davis is the man of the people!