June 1 that stuff's legal in Eugene.

It would be more like the JFK days. We would be in there partying, having a great time with the most beautiful actresses. The economy would be up, and there would be no war and we wouldn't have to worry about climate change. So you never know.

You bollocks that up there mate.

Seattle Airhawks?

gnarly left break off 83rd Street but watch out for those East River Whitefish

"Dad: up my allowance; Mom: fix me a sandwich."

The use of the term "urban" to describe the bar with the gin or Long Island iced tea woman is a bit problematic too.

Any word on how the bull is?

I know, shouldn't it be Phil Collins or Peter Gabriel?

"Up until World War II, surfing had not traveled far beyond its ancient birthplace, Hawaii, and, in particular, Waikiki. Small enclaves could be found along the California coast and in Australia, in large part due to the efforts of Duke Kahanamoku, the Olympic swimming champ whose exhibitions spread surfing like an…

But Amy were you prepared to fuck Lauer? No? Well no interview for you then, this is a news show.

and turn himself into Johnny Football?

Act II

at what point does Paunch take over?

Paint It, Black

Hey, it worked for me!

No, it's snot

"Ler that m——- f———- point guard score some points!"

Ranking it at all just perpetuates Rape Culture(TM)

The Holy Ghost maybe?