guesshiscock is fun, but you don’t critique (except just in your head). probably theres a ratemycock or ratemyjunk or sthg.

yeah all the time. 

There is a team of them.

OMG i had to read this far to figure out that we are talking about plastic surgery here. i literally read the article and thought, that looks like brit-brat. are they saying that it might me a lookalike? or what I didn’t understand. But it’s because she had a face lift or some shit. WTF cares? jeez. 

haha love this

Oh jeez. there is no such thing as harking forward, people!

Ok I realise there are way more important things in this article, but how is the vice-president assessing whether the victim, who has been in a vegetative state for more than a decade, is devastated by this? For me it makes the whole statement kind of tone deaf and meaningless. Do better, Hacienda healthcare. Do…

Glad she’ll be released.

Am I the only one that thinks the 50 hrs community service requirement is a little bit random? 

sorry - british. that’s what we call a ‘school principal’.

may she rip

get otter here with that wordplay nonsense

#yourwelcome #suhmeta

is she the head teacher from greece? that movie juzst keeps giving!

it does.

is it technically possible for a person with non afro hairs to wear their hair in an afro? My hair is pretty thick and curly browny black and it is round when it’s short enough and people call it an afro but i mean it isn’t really, is it? its a white-fro maybe?

Same i have no time for her but that hair looks amazing and her face looks beautiful under it. ugh never thought I’d have to say that.

I love your description of the show. that is the whole concept of that show i just never realised it. 

Go home brent kavanaurgh. you’re drunk

If you know how to do it, you should really go and publish cracktambourine’s reply to your rant. not to do so shows very poor faith on your part. for shame!

they should have you host it bc you aint funny

because you’re old enough that people still knew that dumb had meant mute - unable to speak - and using it to mean stupid was hurtful to those dumb people. :)

right, well I guess we have all the evidence we need on *that* particular point. good work, you two.