in the uK we call them courgettes, so these would be coodles. i don’t know which name i like better, but the thing they describe is just too much nope for me.

Glad we’re taking bets on this tragic and gruesome killing.

you were missing out., p-larock. sorry you had to find out this way.

same. i said to my colleague, if its some kind of witchy thing then kudos.

luckily she earned millions of quid and spent it on her appearance (and fags, booze and coke.)

Apparently he has a ton of charisma but I for one will never be able to see it.

hahah i love this comment :)

when i read that i was like wtf does that even mean. like he was jerking off in public? I mean if he was spanking the plank in private to pass the time, no problem. But I also wondered if it meant he was just like rearranging his junk in the underwear he was modelling? it was definately weird.

please just don’t come to the uk.

I find him pretty hot. he has a nice smile and looks a little bit dumb, which, *swoon*.

as someone who’s never satisfied a woman in the sack, i can confirm that it’s fine.

relax, if it exists no-ones gonna make you watch it. 

Men care about penis size for themselves, they don’t care about whether women like big penises (duh, when have you ever known men to take women’s preferences or opinions into serioius account)

Can justin beiber just stop with that nasty hair and nastier face hair. No, beieber. No.

I’m from the UK and I sing a song called ‘John Henry’ that I know from american folk singers (but sometimes it is called John Hardy, I think?) and it says ‘john henry was a desperate little man, he carried 2 guns every day, he shot a man on the west virginia line you shoulda seen john henry getting away’. Is that song…

yow!

da fuck is that on her desk?

I really hope he was fired and because of ghomeshi, because i have a subscription due to expire and am dubious about whether to renew.

i rotfl’d @ awful beaches with awful people on them. Thanks you made my daytime.

#notallppl