That header image combined with the too-clever-for-your-own-good headline makes it seem like the title they settled on is X-Men, which judging by these parts would've been a more popular choice :P

The greatest trick a magician ever pulled was eating fried chicken.

There's something wrong with your hardware if it takes you 45 seconds to scroll…

Yeah once I saw how sealed he was, my concerns became less realistic, but a) they couldn't be sure nobody fucked up before they actually dug him up, b) I'd still be freaked out man, I never said it was rational :P

That doesn't square with what we saw when William was captured. It's not like you cut yourself and immediately start spewing contagious bloody feces from every orifice. William, for instance, was able to be transported to what would become his deathbed. With Hans, you tell him to put on his spare gloves and mask,…

I assume this has to be a comment actually from an Americans article…feels like cheating :P If it IS an amazing coincidence, though, well-spotted!

Seriously, the premiere has revealed he had a growth spurt of like a foot. There's not gonna be any hiding that at the dinner table, just gotta eat it haha.

He is SUPER down with that.

There's a certain "how could you not be down with finding out YOUR FAMILY IS ALL MURDERERS you GUTLESS TRAITOR" crowd.

All I could think of watching that scene was "holy shit how are you guys okay opening and drinking from canteens within 50 yards of that pit, let alone using the gloves covered with Plague Dirt you were just digging with".

Hey. They also sipped water, ate crackers, and stood on hills looking around! Don't knock it.

He's been in the Growth Chamber. It has finished granting him its Mondo Tallness Rays.

Hm. But she strongly implied he didn't speak English when they adopted him.

I'm having trouble picturing a younger actress who could believably be as badass as Martindale…

I saw all these promos in the offseason basically going "THIS SEASON: PAIGE LEARNS TO KICK ASS" and it gave me bad end-of-season 2 vibes where the thought of her transforming overnight into a secret agent threatened everything this show has built. (I still don't like how that other kid became a fanatic overnight but…

Oh snap, how did I never see the Costa Ronin / Nikolaj Coster-Waldau resemblance before? Seriously.

With the way the scene was built up, sure, he was a dead man, but honestly, when THEY all got infected with kinky virus shit, they just holed up in an apartment for a few days. They couldn't grant Hans the same courtesy to even SEE if he was infected? Risk seems way lower than when they did it, even considering his…

Thus, I am willing to conclude that William had a pacemaker :) I WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO JUSTIFY YOU, SHOW!

Oleg has actually been future Henry the WHOLE TIME, after he grows disillusioned with the maze of, uh, American capitalism, or something.

Every time I see this bit my mind goes to those old Late Night Conan sketches which inevitably end up at JINGLEALLTHEWAY!