Gaad's exit line for that conversation was so obvious, yet that just made it all the more delightfully awkward to watch. I kinda wish he cut off Stan right at the start though, "Jesus man I'm gonna find out in 5 minutes either way, don't bother with your pretty reassuring speeches."

Martindale is just so much more fun to watch than Langella. She always brings it, I love her.

@SaoMagnifico:disqus "Your childhood is over, and you are now our slave." 7 months later…

If I were Paige I might have waltzed right over to Stan's house. Elizabeth was completely out of her mind in that moment.

Look, I'm no fan of the church, but the fact is Philip and Elizabeth betrayed both of their children before they were even born. Doomed to either live in a house of lies, or be burdened with stress no child or teenager could be expected to bear. I can't blame Paige for breaking under that, no matter how much of a…

I knew this wasn't the show for that, but metaphorically speaking, yes :)

I don't think she meant to reveal her condescension about Martha, but her words were picked apart because they revealed what she really thought.

I know this is ironic given the moral of the story about image pressure, but it seems like a lot of y'all are taking this thievery thing way too seriously. Ruby's nuts and often cartoony. We know this. Is it so hard to accept that Ruby sometimes makes her family nuts and cartoony as well? This show has a serious mode…

Man, I read that as "he is indeed black" and was wondering how the hell the merger had anything to do with that…

I bought it because Ruby is ridiculous, and we accept her ridiculousness, and therefore we must accept the ridiculousness she brings upon others.

I was thinking "Florida Man or Ohio Man", but you're right, if its about governors and legislatures, you've got a point…

As long as we're being insanely nitpicky, the blockquote that is so offensive does not in fact say he was stuck with the Seavers until the Cosby Show. It says he was stuck with dreams of a family LIKE the Seavers (and the Bradys, and the Keatons) until the Cosby Show. As in, if you are familiar with the Seavers, they…

I was still borderline on him after his hot frat boy role in Neighbors, but after seeing him suggest - apparently off the top of his head - that perhaps they could get past TBS's standards and practices if the semen dropping from the cocks drawn on Conan O'Brien's face were in fact musical notes, he won my respect.

Aw man, you gotta be nuts to fire John Amos!

"Hope" was all message to me too, it was not pretending to be anything else, but I thought it did a great job at it, and was therefore more powerful than pretty much any other episode. But, not that funny, and if repeated would start to feel, well, too message-y. On the other hand this was just an expertly done…

I did not see Deon Cole and the credits and actually thought Charlie's return deserved a bigger moment than sort of slipping in at the end credits. Glad he's back though!

Jesus.

Loved that. Also loved "Now I'm *strong*". Enough funny in that scene I didn't even really think about how much Bow really DOES worry about looking weak - glad LaToya pointed it out!

I too didn't know gift cards was a racial thing - I don't think we've reached a consensus on the board either :) The Stray made me go "wait, I use gift cards? Tell that to the half dozen I've accumulated over the years still sitting in a drawer somewhere."

Welp. I wouldn't. Sorry it bugs you so much.