I’d rather read a list than sit through a video. Nothing wrong with that.

That was the second of two incidents in the same month. Here’s the first:

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

Isn’t that how the Enterprise defeats its enemies, by ramming them in the mouth with the observation deck?

After seeing how sharp the referee looked in his uniform, the players decided they too would like to wear stripes.

... their Portage Bay neighborhood home—a posh area containing million-dollar homes...

Alternatively

Point taken, scarlett bro'hara.