Do you think the dog is 200 years old? Because it would have to be in order to have lived through the nuclear war.

An Ashley Madison fembot is going to be the real life SkyNet.

You're right punching is completely out of the picture. But what about giving the finger out the window as they leave? You may lose your (very likely shitty ass) job, but won't get a jail term.

Well, I’m wondering if they are taking a photo, it’s probably not the fact that someone is watching porn, it’s what they might be doing WHILE they watch porn. Which may be something most people wouldn’t want others they to see.

Except he wasn't paid fully for the effort he put into it. Did you miss the part where it said that he had won a lawsuit for unpaid wages, and a second one where the court stated Bungie was wrong for forcing him to give up his company stock?

No, no they are correct. Here I’ll give some analogies: