Ever seen Bubba Ho-Tep, starring Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis? What if the guy on the toilet was indeed a bad Elvis impersonator?

I’m surprised that Blessed Sacrament didn’t do better with their recruits, given Kavanaugh’s affinity for hops. 

I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

Also, didn’t the majority of CBC members suggest they would vote for Pelosi over Fudge in any case? Which... sort of says something when Fudge’s complaint is “lack of love for the CBC” by Pelosi...

Shit, you could offer me twice the amount of money too and I’ll still avoid moving to Jersey.

A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago

I have an obnoxiously stubborn 3 year old.

I don’t know about you, but I for one am just going to make sure I depress turnout by making every single person elected to office unacceptable. Then I’ll get to smugly tell everyone “I told you so!” I mean good thing I’m a privileged white person so that none of these really awful things that are going to go down…

This is a woman with a history of counting unlawful votes, illegally destroying ballots, violating sunshine laws, mailing absentee ballots that omitted a proposed state constitutional amendment, posting early voting numbers online before the polls closed in a primary, and opening ballots in private which prevented…

Round-the-horn and vociferous condemnation of poorly considered hot takes is evidently cause to “silence the trolls.”

...only Tomato is consistently in the black.

It’s so goddamned transparent that even a middle school class president candidate would be embarrassed.

Curt Schilling

Thanks for the reply.

Oh you bastard!

“We need a revolution.”

Funny you mention Sanders because didn’t he carry water for the NRA for a long time in Vermont despite them being unpopular nationally? Seems to me he did it to get elected considering his about face on the issue.  It's almost as if he took positions to keep getting elected in his home state.

Siri, show what PUBG would look like in real life.

have you seen their HQ? it looks every bit of the abandoned early 2000's corporate par that is it.

“An armed assailant entered NRA headquarters today and opened fire. Fortunately no one was hit by these shots. Unfortunately 114 people in the building were killed when everyone pulled out their guns and aimlessly returned fire. The gunman was able to escape in all the confusion and remains at large.”

It’s just like Goldeneye, where all the bad guys drop ammo when they die.