I sleep in a race car bed.

Right, so the reason behind this is that the US has a visa waiver with most countries (which Europe is helpfully thinking of rescinding because our current Cheetolini keeps fucking up our own visa waivers for their citizens) and that stamp or ticket you get when entering most of those countries is for — wait for it — n…

On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

“I just hate losing the three home games,” USM head coach Scott Berry said. “I’m sure it’s going to cost us for sure. That’s three gates and everything that goes into a game day in terms of revenue.”

Republican freedom to discriminate against LGBTQ

It always strikes me funny that these laws are always framed as “restoring freedom”. What freedom? Your freedom to stick your nose into someone else’s business and tell them how to live their life? Because on the face of it you’re taking away freedom from a very specific group of people to get conservative Christians…

“If it weren’t for Mississippi, Alabama would be last at everything.” - C. Barkley

Weird how these religious freedom laws only seem to protect a very conservative conception of religion.

Ump: Inside corner, strike three! You’re out!

I have been avoiding my great grandson Brocklynn who would like to take me to this, the 118th and allegedly penultimate Avengers film. We have been seeing these films together since time immemorial, obviously since the time when nuclear family structures and live births were the norm, as opposed the the much improved…

I bet his favourite Martin Scorsese film is “Goodfellows.”

That same member later clarified that, “ACTUALLY, the creature was Frankenstein’s MONSTER.”

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Holy shit, I forgot about those. It’s like the design team said “What if sunglasses and overalls made a hideous baby?”

Those still look better than these Oakley monstrosities

Apparently, Fisher Price steam punk makes you look like more of an asshole than Victorian steam punk. Glad we locked that down.

I’m glad they brought Maz Kanata back for this ad.

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R