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We may not have seen it confirmed yet, but you can be goddamned sure that Jason Mendoza is also a big fan of the number.

I get more of a Jason Mendoza vibe from Gronk:

I play poker against a very Gronkowski-esque fellow named Donut. Goes without saying he always plays 6-9, unless it’s suited, because that would be reckless.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

It’s Buffalo and upstate NY mate. You don’t have to stretch too hard for the reason. The same fans backing this move probably wanted a “pocket passer” like Glennon in the offseason

Papa Hitlers Pizza is terrible anyway. I mean, who puts sauerkraut on a pizza?

Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.

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“So I *hiccup* gave a nazis the finger on twiir. I did. I wantit to say ‘hey, you nazi assholes, you want a pizza me?’ but I dint. *hiccup* I prolly should have..Have you ever tried eatin your pizzza the ‘wrong way?’ Don’t *hicup* even repeat this..bu is kinda fun. Don’t even repeat that”

I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

Both “Pizza” and tiki torch makers have had to publically make a stand against Nazi’s in 2017. I mean, come the fuck on. That is not a sentence I would have guessed I would ever have to type.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

The fuck it sells well.

Asking me to choose which stadium scam I dislike most is like asking me to choose which of my children I dislike the most, by which I mean I hate them all equally because they make my life a living hell.

if anyone wants to make one of their own, here’s a template.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.