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“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

The Raiders, huh? Well, thankfully, they’ve never had a past-his-prime RB show up and put down severely paltry numbers. Oh wait...

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

After the game, Schröder put Dwight Howard in a box with a vial of poison to see if he could be simultaneously perceived as:

Dwight Howard was All-NBA first team in 2011-2012 and All-NBA second team in 2013-2014 but it sort of feels like roughly a thousand years since he’s been a relevant player.

the young jeff bridges CGI never bothered me in Tron, i just justified it as CLU being a program copy of bridges so yea he looked more digital. fit within the realm of logic of the movie so it didnt take me out of things.

How else would you make a car transform, if not CG?

So the government ran a child porn site for ages (and reportedly, better than it was ever run by criminals) and they’re not going to get any convictions as long as the lawyers are smart enough to ask for basic information on what went down. Yup, that feels about right in the current climate.

Suspects in criminal cases have a constitutional right to examine the evidence against them and understand how it was obtained. It’s called discovery. Kinda important.

The world would be a funnier place if more people stole jokes from Charles Pierce.

I wake up in the morning worrying that the President will get us into a war I will have to fight in, or that the factory my dad works in will be closed, or that my mom wont have health insurance to help pay for her meds, or that my siblings won’t be able to afford their student loans. This guy worries about how he…

I think good op-ed writers can serve an important purpose. I also don’t think Nolan lumps in columnists with reporters at any point.

Oh come on, his column couldn’t have been that ba...

“I feared that some acquaintance would see me, interrogate me and never think the same of me again.”

Honestly who the fuck cares what opinion writers think? You’re lumping a bunch of calcified hacks in with actual reporters, who are doing incredible and vital work. The NYT has flaws, obviously, but slandering their reporters with the work of their opinion journalists isn’t fair to the people doing actual work.

Aussie Rules when the refs still dressed like Colonel Sanders was the best.

Don’t forget about the dying days of AWA Pro Wrestling, where Scott Hall used to look like this:

Maybe I am alone in this, but does anyone give a shit about the talking heads? Like if the network started a new channel—ESPN Pure or something, let the marketing pukes come up with the name—where there is literally nothing but sports being broadcast without idiotic arguing or “story weaving” or human interest or even…