This is a bad take and I hate the Celtics and don’t care about Paul Pierce at all.

That poor behavior really took a negative toll on the team, holding them to below 51 points in the third quarter. So selfish.

I am waiting for the inevitable Grayson Allen/Draymond Green showdown in a year or two. It will be an NBA salute to the Rockettes.

He’s just promoting his new game.

you mean to tell me that if attention had actually be paid to velcro r&d in the past 25 years, we wouldn’t have a velcro system as-good-if-not-better than some bits of string cunningly slotted into holes? if people weren’t so hung up on what looks normal and had a little intellectual curiosity and imagination, we…

Your username makes more sense now.

Less visits to the mound.

Me, too. I find I’m a better all-around performer when I don’t have sex with Kate Upton.

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

You know Hilary’s emails hid plans to stop transgendereds from using the bathroom and like provide huge tax breaks for CEOs. And I bet her emails also had golf scheduled for like every weekend after she became president.

Huh, lot of awful white people.

“Hmm, yes, let’s ignore the president of the United States, that’ll stop him.”

My 79-year old grandma had a hole in one a few years ago, Trump. You’re not special.

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

“Be polite, silent, gentle..........and also supple and smooth with graceful curves that start at your waist, and continue to your your soft thighs and gently twist inward below your pelvis and culminate in that tight triangle of pleasure known as..........oh shit, what was I talking about again?

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

It’s not the worst trade Divac has been involved in.

Vlade traded the Tanquarray for a bottle of Malört and a pack of cigarellos to be named later.

How dare you give up faith? Here’s how Bernie can still win.