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He’s big! He’s red!
His feet stick out the end of the bed!
Peter Crouch! He’s Peter Crouch!

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

Oh, exactly...Obama’s wars. How could I forget when 9/11 happened on his watch so he went to war in Afghanistan in 2001; and then when he declared a Global War on Terror and went into Iraq in 2003 (which totally did 9/11 and had nukes) way back when he was actually President George W. Bush. And then when he got an

The Warriors are such hypocrites. Showboating millennial takes off work early two days in a row, and no one bats an eye.

People were being doxxed on /r/altright pretty regularly.

“they were encouraging users to go to some kind of ‘bounty’ site, where users collaborate to attempt to gather personal information on targets.”

And then that site says good-bye when you start doing more criminal activity. Have fun at storm front, soon to be the last place that will have you.

You think because you put it into quotes, it’s not hate speech? Let me guess, you’re also not “racist”

When you are not the government it is called “running your business.”

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

Because this always needs to be repeated in these situations:

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

You stole this from The Slot post last night, and you know it.

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

The factories and amniotic vats! Read it again.

You should have waited an hour and posted this at 4:20.

Is this news or a particularly verbose “let’s remember some guys” post?

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