“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

You can tell how bad a policy it is by the fact that the best defense the racist trolls can come up with is “Obama did something (not actually) similar!” instead of any defense of its merits.

Lowry with a seasoned take.

White reporter: “Any chance you want to try it again? Without swearing?”

“Don’t c why this is the business of some damd Canadian #stayinyerlane”

I look forward to the day that a black former player can just call a new coach up out of the blue and leapfrog nine existing candidates to run an NFL team.

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

They’re making moves, baby! Changing the optics! Working the brand! Moving the needle! Holding the.....baby......

They already tried something different when they fired their most successful coach since Bill Walsh and replaced him with a hobo and noted Yes man. That worked out as well as expected.

Eat Arby’s

Piece of advice to 49ers fans: Stop watching football. It’s over. This team will never make you happy again. If you’re in your 40's and can remember the 81-94 era, good for you. That’s all the happiness you are ever going to get. You’ve got bad owners, and are no longer in SF. That’s it. Remember Harbaugh. You had…

He was an analyst on Fox, so I would assume that he knows everything about football and running a football team that there is to know. Those guys on TV know everything.

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

I guess giving important jobs to people with no background or qualification is the new trend of 2017

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

I suspect he’ll be able to fake a smile for two minutes. If he’s having trouble, he just needs to think of the $40M+ he’s being paid every year by people like Kraft, or that he got an appeals court to legitimize his power to suspend people however long he feels like for whatever reason he feels like because the NFLPA…

I absolutely hate the Patriots, but I’m secretly hoping they win just for that moment where Goodell has to sheepishly hand over the trophy. I imagine his body language will be something like “middle schooler whose dad forced him to apologize for breaking a window” and it will be glorious.