How do you not go with “Arsènepede?”

he looks sick af what are u talking about

When angry, Arsène grows to three times his normal size, as long as he’s wearing a puffy jacket.

More Rovell: “Sprinkle your box of work with white powder. Employers will think box contains donuts. Nobody throws away donuts.”

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Shit. Hipsterception.

Translated: “You should work for someone who thinks your output is worthless”

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

Yeah, and if you don’t like what they write you can just get them expelled.

The same thing everyone else does, but with dumber facial hair and clothing.

make clickable content

The drone drop, which seemed like it would be fairly rote and easy, was far more entertaining than I anticipated

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

This is all the pro Bowl should be. Silly shit like this, fan meet and greets. Maybe some flag football coached by the players with teams of fans. Fun shit and fan outreach.

This sounds like it was a blast.

For dodgeball, remember the 5 ‘D’s:

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

PSA for those who don’t know, including the two pending replies.

We can’t play fantasy basketball