Falling through the bathtub, haunted kites, living reflections, England in the 30s... Mary Poppins is about a half step away from being a pretty brutal gothic horror movie monster.

I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!!

Oh, good, it’s a grown up Dad who’s forgotten how to have fun. How fucking novel.

“he popped up in The Dark Knight Rises as the unnamed congressman who gets played by Catwoman.”

My first thoughts were of Sean Bean as well. If anyone in any mythology has to die first...

Brett Cullen morphed so gradually into a poor man’s Sean Bean, I didn’t even notice until now.

Willow is back on the magics (magicks, magix?) again. 

It might be a little awkward because the actresses that play Helena and Alison on Orphan Black apparently didn’t get along, which was why there were very few scenes including the two of them

I don’t know why, but the random insertion of Jeff Probst in to the mess as witnessed by Alyson Hannigan just elevates this whole mess to another glorious level.

Roger on acid is my favorite Roger.

Oh Hai, Harley!

Are they meaning to make him look like Tommy Wiseau? If so, why not get the real thing? We already know he wants to do it.

You mean a show about Russian operatives undermining democracy and running amok in Washington and doesn’t capture the moment?

File footage of the event:

You know, you’re one of the few posters I genuinely enjoy reading. You tend to know the more esoteric bands and artists, and even though you’re a very silly man with a fake nose it’s rare you post something I vehemently dislike.

If the entire cast of the The Americans doesn’t go home with statues I want to see bodies of Emmy voters stuffed into suitcases, thrown into a tires and set on fire, strangled in the back of airport shuttles, etc.

This is a great year! Josef K, Mission of Burma, Liquid Liquid, the Au Pairs. Plus This Heat’s Deceit, which is a top five album for me.

Solo was too good for modern Star Wars.

I had a group of friends in the late 90s (all black guys—this is relevant) who used to drive every other weekend from Sacramento to fucking Medford, Oregon, to go to an under 21 nightclub (I don’t remember if the minimum age was 18 or 16, but I think 18). When I inquired as to why in the fuck they would drive like 5…