Tried to re-create a bit of tail wiggle in my mom’s Pathfinder on a dirt road, because I felt so good about having corrected for the first one so “well”.

You are severely deranged. That you’re so bent out of shape and the fact that you actually went through this many “stages” over entertainment is quite telling. Get some help, seriously. Of most concern, you’re only a couple of steps away from being a mass murderer and you’re most definitely an incel.

So what you’re saying is that Rhode Island’s offer to the PawSox was a bad deal for taxpayers, but another city’s offer was even Worcester?

I hereby solemnly swear that if I ever become an owner of a team, I will finance my own stadium. And food and drink prices will be reasonable. And parking will be free. And tickets will be affordable. But I will charge people extra if they insist on standing during the anthem.

You sound like an incredibly angry neckbeard. You need serious fucking help man.

The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.

I once attended a week 3 preseason Ravens game as a fan of the opposing team. My my team scored a touchdown and I gave a mild applause. At this point, a 40 something man in front of me (wearing a Ravens jersey I should add) knocked the beer out of my hand and tried to fight me.

Also:

3. Wisconsin is the reason Trump is President.

This team is by far the most disgraceful and embarrassing thing happening in D.C.

Thank you! I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll before someone mentioned this.

Maybe this isn’t the venue but Flash Flood warnings in the Raleigh NC area are dangerous and inaccurate. Literally every time it rains we get FF WARNINGS (not watches) which implies that some action needs to be taken to spare life and property. I’m not aware that anything damaging ever actually occurs (though the…

Nobody gives a fuck you entitled little baby.

This is one of may reasons why, as a Steelers fan, I never, ever wear anything that makes this obvious out in the wild. 

You need to quit being friends with this human being.

We think she’ll be sticking around. 

“Hurr durr ain’t really STOCK is it”

This is such a garbage take and I am sick of seeing it on this website. No top tier racing series would ever consider running OE body equipment because it could never be made safe enough to get an insurance company to underwrite the series.

If you want ‘stock cars racing’, go watch…

Here’s hoping the folks on Bald Head got their groceries eventually.

It took me ten seconds and you’re my new best friend.

your recommendation would read so much better if you dropped the insufferable “become a grown up” shit