“Memorial Day is not really ambiguous. Memorial = someone or some people died.”

If money is the deciding factor, I’d take 50th best cello player over guitar any day. The 1000th best guitarist might be doing some paid gigs outside his day job at Best Buy. The cellist is easily making six figures a year playing for a major symphony.

If a chinese sprinter enters the combine on behalf of the Chinese government and wins, does that give China the foothold they want to expand their borders?

One of my part time jobs in college was being a ticket-dick (parking enforcement).

That part in its entirety floors me.

That’s probably a 401(k), not a pension.

He needs you to know how edgy he is. #extreme

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

And yet Jezebel’s article is written as if he was a petty, sore loser. Blehhhh

For all the times I like Jezebel, it’s things like this that are driving me away. A lot of the staff write callous and snarky things for no reason. It’s just mean for the sake of mean a lot of the time.

Why the fuck comment then?

Did someone force you to read this article?

 I’m still 60% sure half of the postseason rule changes in the last 15 years were to increase Junior’s chances of making it.

Fuck Iceland

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

McConnell looked like he wanted to crawl back into his shell and hibernate for the next seven months, as turtles are wont to do.

HMAS Toowoomba

How come you wrote Obama’s middle name but not Trump’s? That’s really stumping me.

Not just any sandwich is a hero, though.

Honestly, I’m sick of any profession being called “heroes”. It happens all the time for military and police, but I would argue that they are heroes just as much as your average teacher, doctor, and any other service that has a demand in our society.