You know what this is?

What’s with the little boxes saying “L SEP” at the end of all your paragraphs?

My theory is that there were three or so scripts submitted for Skyfall which the producers were meant to read over. They got the work experience kid to take them over to the office, but she tripped on the way, spilled all the pages in the gutter, and the ones that didn’t get wet she just stack together in one…

Thoughts & musin’s:

-The director really went overboard with entering scenes from a weird angle and spinning the camera around. A few times is fine, but this was just distracting

If they’re using Klingons as a metaphor for race, they’re making it really, really bad...

THE TORCHBEARER SHALL UNITE THE KLINGONS WITH HIS GROWLER OF CRAFT-BREWED NEW ENGLAND IPA, AND THEY SHALL RIDE FIXIES, UNITED IN PEACE AND VEGANISM FOREVER.

Yeah, you do that.

which manifests at the bleakest moments of the story like whoopee cushions lining the pews at a funeral.

“Skidmarks” for the spicy food category.

Wait, this isn’t about Batman?

In the words of the immortal George Harrison, it’s been done:

I’d say Edge Of Tomorrow (or whate’er they’re calling it this week) is the closest to a video game a decent film has gotten.

I’m not saying he’s wrong, I’m saying that just because a broken clock’s right twice a day doesn’t mean I’m gonna start settin’ my watch by it.

Question: why do self-proclaimed socially-inept nerds feel qualified to comment on social issues?

(Honestly, TDK is fantastic but it’s really just an evolution of the themes and tone of Batman Begins. It’s not that revolutionary, it just does what it does exceptionally well.)

Black Panther?

Does the Michael Keaton Birdman count?

Here’s the audition tape for the ad SJP sent in:

And there’s only one good superbowl ad: