Paint yourself silver first?

John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

These services are just middlemen

Nope there is a difference and that’s why companies like Uber, or even theater groups who do touring shows and places like Six Flags are in deep shit.

He was a free agent, not on anyone’s roster.

Note: if your boss is one of these types of miserable human beings, the thig you need to do is find another job and leave as fast as possible.

My representative would probably just put the phone down on his desk and let me talk while he went for the bourbon.

You should probably get used to the same billionaires you saw fit to give money to repeating the phrase “unqualified workforce” or “lack of quality candidates”.

I enjoyed that. Amusing. Touching.

Not sure how you can attribute intent without further inquiry. “Crash” describes the scene. “Accident” has connotation regarding the state of mind of the participants.

I don’t want to Google “copropheliac,” do I?

If this fight was on the streets he would be legally justified to shoot all three guys. They got lucky they learned their lesson so early in life when the stakes are still low.

Fuck you. You get a tip that three large assholes are planning to beat your ass, and then you can very well do nothing about it and get your ass beat. There is no such thing as a fair fight. When you’re in danger, you fight to get away, or to win, and you do everything you have to in order to make that happen. Take…

This sounds like something straight out of a History of Violence.

Count them: 3 football players, each with a class ring on each of their fingers. They weren’t even remotely interested in being nice about it, so I had—and still have—no sympathy for them. I hope that one dude is sterile.

That is some next level psychotic shit with the girl and the laxative. I hope she got what was coming to her later on in life

I rarely ever got into fights outside the home, because I was getting a rough education from my brother inside the home every single fucking day. But, once in a while, someone at school would go to far, and I would take out every ounce of anger I had against my brother on whatever stupid sap decided was going to try…

Clinton passed DOMA which is essentially the opposite of treating same sex couples equally.

Except that’s not quite how it works. Just because people vote things into law does not mean that the law should exist. The SCOTUS is supposed to determine if a law that is passed conflicts with explicit or implied rights and laws at the federal level. People who are constitutional originalists generally have a…