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When they say religious liberties, they mean something very specific. They mean the legal right to discriminate against gay people in housing, employment, and commerce. We might be able to get married, but they are still going to fight to keep us second class citizens. The war is not over. Gay marriage was just one

and the President of the United States

double irony: through the good graces of the government, they are allowed to survive and thrive as monopolies. If they want to live in the free market...they should live in the free market, and not bitch and moan when their monopoly gets some competition.

Socialist-type ideas aren’t really acceptable here in America like they are in Europe. Americans want to feel like they’re in control of the system rather than the government, even though they never had any control to begin with. The telecom companies are robbing people blind, the same people that fight FOR them to

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

“Get rid of everybody, burn it all down, and start again from the top.”

How amazing would it be if all of those crimes were committed/caused by the same male?

I find it somewhat amusing that we can play a game where we murder people, and no one really bats an eyelash...but have some sexy time with a young (but mature!) virtual girl? OMFG!!!! Seriously, when is society going to accept that human sexuality (even when expressed virtually) is a NORMAL thing to do? Murder? Not

If you’re a vegetarian, your best bet is to eat cheeses made with FPC. If you’re anti-GMO, you’re better off eating cheese labeled “organic,” as these cheeses are made with either calf rennet, or lesser-quality plant or microbial enzymes. If you’re vegetarian and anti-GMO, your options are pretty limited.

I have about 50 employees, two young managers that mind the day to day customer stuff and two part time assistant managers that back them up. Yes, retail employees can be a pain in the ass, especially the college students. Brown Bottle flu every Saturday morning, etc. But this wouldn’t fly with me.

Well shootings are actually relatively rare compared to rejection (I would assume, though I don’t think stats on the number of rejections per day are readily available) so it’s probably safe to assume most men aren’t going to shoot someone over being rejected.

That’s the most pathetic Lambo crash since someone drove one into a lake.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you HOLY SHIT THE GROUND IS MOVING WHAT THE FUCK RUN

We need to stop freaking out when 1 person out of the 6.5 billion says something stupid. Or not.

When I was in college, I worked for a movie theatre. We ALWAYS found dirty diapers in the theatres. ALWAYS. Disgusting. Plus, you’re changing your child IN THE DARK. Good job, parent.

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

The distinction of “first American” was and is made because the first human to walk in space was Alexey Leonov, a citizen of the former Soviet Union and in 1965 that was cause for great alarm among the “free nations” of the Earth. It was important for the United States historically and I would argue that it still is.

Pluto Time!

Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.

More eyes are on The Gunslinger/Dark Tower. Imdb thinks its more in the works than otherwise.