When they say religious liberties, they mean something very specific. They mean the legal right to discriminate against gay people in housing, employment, and commerce. We might be able to get married, but they are still going to fight to keep us second class citizens. The war is not over. Gay marriage was just one…

and the President of the United States

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

“Get rid of everybody, burn it all down, and start again from the top.”

How amazing would it be if all of those crimes were committed/caused by the same male?

I have about 50 employees, two young managers that mind the day to day customer stuff and two part time assistant managers that back them up. Yes, retail employees can be a pain in the ass, especially the college students. Brown Bottle flu every Saturday morning, etc. But this wouldn’t fly with me.

Well shootings are actually relatively rare compared to rejection (I would assume, though I don’t think stats on the number of rejections per day are readily available) so it’s probably safe to assume most men aren’t going to shoot someone over being rejected.

That’s the most pathetic Lambo crash since someone drove one into a lake.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you HOLY SHIT THE GROUND IS MOVING WHAT THE FUCK RUN

When I was in college, I worked for a movie theatre. We ALWAYS found dirty diapers in the theatres. ALWAYS. Disgusting. Plus, you’re changing your child IN THE DARK. Good job, parent.

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

Yup. I used to work at Sears and people would leave their small kids to wander in the toy section, expecting us to keep an eye on them, like we didn’t have better things to do. I had a coworker who would always tell the parent(s) “John Walsh’s kid got kidnapped in a Sears!”

Because customers are generally the most disgusting people ever.

If any of you guys have not seen the movie “Waiting” (with Justin Long and Ryan Reynolds), it really sums up perfectly the restaurant business. Everything in that movie has happened to me when I waited tables during my teens/twenties. It’s not an exaggeration either. Everything.

When I worked at a craft beer/pizza joint a popular menu item was our calzones. These were huge, and made fresh to order and took a while to cook. Our menu made note of this and it was there in writing that it could take over half an hour depending on how busy we were.

*cant post her blues brothers gif. Sad face*

I’m just impressed those racist shits from Arkansas could correctly spell “KKK.”

Goddammit. I have to pay better attention. ‘Cause I had one for this column, too.