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Thanks, Mark. Didn't know I missed sex until I saw that pic.

I don't have many regrets either. I was very adventurous when I was single, fucked a lotta dudes, and learned a lot about myself. It was fun. Now I'm an old married lady and have been with the same person for almost 25 years and I don't regret that either. He says it makes him feel pretty good that of all the dicks

Hey! I'm just like you. Late bloomer. Started at 21. Quite promiscuous. Still am at 30. I am in a committed relationship now that is also an open relationship. So, I don't view it as like "my wild younger days before I found the one." I'm a slut, still, and will be indefinitely. I agree with "do it when you are ready

You are not the only one.

Suggestion? Also tell her where she can go to get birth control in case she chooses not to come to you. See if you can pre-authorize it with her physician so you don't have to be involved. Steps like this may make her believe you mean it. I'm almost 50, and my mom said the same thing to me, but inside I didn't

I lost count of my number of partners at some point in my early 20s, and it was around 30-something then so...definitely slept around! My very first time when I was 15 happened when the conditions I set for myself (someone I thought was hot, someone I knew I could get in touch with if anything went wrong, and someone

WAS IT KEVIN SMITH?!

As an unrepentant former slut, I think the problem (albeit one that comes from a loving, protective impulse) is to think that we can protect our kids from the mistakes we made.

If you want to have sex, do not get so drunk that you cannot tell the difference between a flower tattoo and a swastika. Because you will forever live with the knowledge that you humped a neo-nazi.

You're definitely not the only one, I agree with your post. Also a late bloomer here who segued into having a lot of partners and I only have one experience that I regret. That was when I was on a mission to have a one-night stand, got really drunk and didn't notice the nazi tattoos on the dude I banged until I

We are so not unicorns. I banged many dudes and have no regrets at all.

I'm one of those unicorns who has had what I would consider a pretty large number of partners and very few regrets, I guess. I regret a few of them because things didn't work out as I'd planned but that was usually a situation of me not being right for a person I was in a relationship with. I rarely regret a one

Lol you mean "casual" right?

I was a pretty good slut back in the day and now I just tell people they retired my number.

Pregnant women can drink in moderation. kthxbai

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I'm reminded of this terrific video that the makeup artist Lauren Luke did for a UK group advocating for domestic violence victims:

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

Gah.