i wanna read the goop post on this.

I have no idea if this will work, but it MUST be posted.

Yeah, but you know it is shit education. I had a roommate my Freshman year in college who went to an very expensive private Christian school, and she thought Alaska was in the Caribbean because she had only ever seen it in a box and the bottom of a map of the US. I was talking about driving to Alaska and she was…

Until the big gay Duggar child wedding America has been holding its breath for!

It's a good thing they finally got engaged. Their hips are probably chafing from all those side hugs.

Oops, my eye must have skipped over it out of my own stress. Better have a glass of wine to relax!

Don't forget stress!

"Rep. Coffman is both for and against whatever it was he was talking about."

THIS <Benedict Cumberbatch with one finger held aloft>

But you can't shame women for being in a wartime famine, can you? So you need to make it things they can (supposedly) control like drinking and eating too many Kit Kats.

Hm, but those are hard political issues, while blame is more conveniently thrown onto the mothers.

How far back are we required to scrub out our sins? Father, why had thou not conquered your alcoholism when thou sired me? Mother, why had thou not diversified thine potato diet when thou delivered me? Forgive me, my child, for your devotion to chips and beer; these are burdens we have carried for a long time, and…

I'm going to just say not so much on this one. People in poverty, living in third world countries still conceive just fine. People who used to smoke and drink on the regular in the 20's-80's had most of us. It is always something.

It totally is...until you come of age and realize "sike" isn't correct or even a word to begin with.

Obviously you were misinformed. It's SIKE! All caps and an exclamation mark. Don't be ridiculous. Why ever would it be spelled in a way that would make sense?

That's what I always thought too...

SIKE?!? Is PSL an 8th-grader from 1987? Jesus.

as a starbeans barista

I was about to agree with you and add the caveat regarding work wear but you beat me to it. I'm the exact same way, outside of work I want comfortable and well worn clothes/shoes because I can't wear what I want to the office.