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Ha! Right on.

Hopefully, no one will do that. Sorry to put that thought in your head! It would definitely be weird and intrusive, at least to me.

Just don't make your pics too awesome (which I'm sure they will be!) or yours will be the photos everyone is recreating in the next few years. Ack!

You poor thing! I feel like the wedding boards on pinterest are where young love goes to die a slow and awkwardly posed death. Though in all honesty, I too have a wedding board - because, we are all susceptible to this bullshit. There is definitely something to be said about the rapid adopting of every single

I am becoming increasingly concerned about this trend toward the hyper stylization of every facet of life. I realize that a wedding is a huge, life hallmark kind of event, but this crap doesn't end there anymore. We have actual people who do nothing more than post the most serene, sterilized, filtered images to

No fun! I hope vacation was worth the aftermath. It usually is though.

I haven't had any sensitivity issues with it and I tend to be pretty sensitive, especially around the eyes. Try to get a sample before buying it, I think it's kinda pricey.

We all spread it. Holy Majoly, people, wash your shit stank hands! (Also holds true for boogers and spit.)

Oh, god. It pains me to type this, but I too have an MFA in creative writing. Your "write, write, write, write, write" almost made me pee my pants. WRITE! YOU SON/DAUGHTER OF A BITCH! JUST WRITE!

How do you think the black plague started? Rats and kids with theirs fingers up their noses.

You are really sweet and intuitive! I'm not really a stay at home mom, I work from home as an editor and actually have real "grown up" shit to do. But I am here, in the house, all of the time, forever and ever, amen, kinda shit. So no one really thinks that I work. It's actually a running joke around these parts:

You're ahead of the game!

If it's a migraine, which I haven't had since I was childless. the cure was pot. It was always the pot.

On the other end of the spectrum, my mother was fucking appalled when I wore black to a wedding. Can't win.

Wow. That is a really difficult situation. I went through the same thing about ten years ago with a best friend who had wronged me in many ways. I will just say that there is such a thing out there as a psychic vampire. They drain your goodness, empathy, time, compassion, love, kindness, everything.

Haha! No. I adore my daughter, but it's so weird when she's home all of the time. I work from home, so it's constantly a game of "hey, mom, can I help you work? Can I look at your work? Whatt're you doing?" and it's totally insane.

My guy introduced me to the best hangover cure that I've had thus far. It's like a redneck beerita. Half beer, one quarter OJ, one quarter ginger ale. If you MUST go to a drinking function again, this has worked for me. Pickle juice does help though. Just get your sugar levels up. I think that is really the key.

Hydration, protein, hydration, sleep. God speed!

Me too. I think I started in 2005 or 2006 and I am super unhappy to go back to the old commenting system. I was never starred; I always lingered in grey even though I commented fairly regularly and never anything negative or controversial.

My mom is an Estee Lauder junkie and buys everything. She gives me her samples and I am in LOVE with the Estee Lauder Advanced Night Repair Eye. I've been using it for probably 6 years and have never bought a bottle. They are super generous with the samples.